ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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