So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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