So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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I still have a little drunk in my system
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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