you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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