It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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