I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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