About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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