where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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