I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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