barbara walters just said penis...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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