Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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