Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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