Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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