So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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