nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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