Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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