after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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