i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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