she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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