he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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