Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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