I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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