1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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