Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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