The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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