why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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