Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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