So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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