That's intense
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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