Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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