The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize