Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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