handjob tips. give me some.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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