grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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