Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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