He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
tell me about the fingering
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