So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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