Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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