no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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