This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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