i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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