you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
