is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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