so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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