Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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