When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
we're so committed to being not committed
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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