You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Will exercising make me less horny?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
