I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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