I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
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And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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