i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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