Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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