I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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