Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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