She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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