Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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