i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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