Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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