Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I touched a dick in church today
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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